look at all those chickens

baby

puru2:

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????????

ravingsockmonkey:

loverbear-butch:

nayohme:

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That’s what he gets for no-homoing β€œSanta, Baby”

ezorzea:

leonbastardbruh-deactivated2023:

teenyplantkid:

leonbastardbruh-deactivated2023:

teenyplantkid:

ezorzea:

why stop at mutuals. we should be lovers

@leonbastardbruh LITERALLY WENT FROM YOU THIRST FOLLOWING TO MUTUALS TO LOVERS LMAOO

Nd you went from almost blocking me to now being in the sad mood because you arnt with me so like ;P

i almost blocked you because you’re nice and exactly the type of person i dreamed of being with and now i’m depressed because you’re exactly the type of person i dreamed being with and you live 4,000 miles away from me

;-; babe. 197 days. Then we can cuddle again. I miss you.

can I be part of this please

cryptotheism:

Oh fuck dude, you smoked that weed? That’s the forever weed. The weed that makes you high forever. Hope you’re having a good time because it’s permanent. Also I hope it’s okay, but I just invited 100 people over, and if they find out you’re high you’re FUCKED.

thyrell:

if i was a medieval peasant and some weird guy from the future tried to give me doritos i would share a stew and beer with him. come man surely these frail dry flatbreads will not nourish you as well as a hearty meal. eat with me

stophelping:

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Turn the reblogs back on coward

bus-noises:

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This is genuinely hilarious to me

duckdotcom:

the bros and i were playing our favorite game “say something beautiful” and it was going great until chadney accidentally described the face of god in perfect glorious detail and all of us were killed by exposure to holy radiance in our brains as we imagined it

amalasdraws:

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Elon Musk pissed in the blue checkmark pit

conarcoin:

neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets

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